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Drunk Demotivational Poster


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire

TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.

IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....

CATS - Because sometimes they really help you

THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.

TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps

SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again

ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.

TAGS: funny drunk
Rating: 4.57/5

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ARCHITECTS - The college years

TAGS: drunk beer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sulagar - September 3, 2011, 12:24 pm
Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 11:19 am
You should post to While I was Drunk as well

ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.

TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Thumper17

Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.


TAGS: puke drunk jager
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm
once with that stuff was enough for me

BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake

TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm

rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm
How'd you get this picture of me? lol

"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"

TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!

OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.

TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by caveman

ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am
Thats a ripper.

PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments

IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind

TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Lawleitlover518

pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm
Tell me about it. 5


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol

REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.

YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

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holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.

MIDSOMMAR - Dagen Efter...

TAGS: midsommar drunk funny
Rating: 2.89/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:34 pm
OK.. cool. So it's the Swedish version of SPRING BREAK!!!? or in Australia, any Friday night?
THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 4:16 pm
Midsummer - Hangover... LOL, good one :)
888carlos - June 24, 2011, 3:52 pm
It´s midsummer today....everyody gets drunk, really,really drunk! ;)
Greeny - June 24, 2011, 7:20 am
Sweedish for hangover, but I'm guessing the funny part must be the broken chair
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 6:52 am
Can someone translate or explain the funny?

VODKA - Connecting People

TAGS: vodka people drunk
Rating: 2.94/5

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Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:12 pm
thx^^ will look it up asap
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 2:08 pm
You can use paint and just upload the poster. Cruise the forums there is a lot of info on where and posters can be made
Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:03 pm
wanted to do it but dont know how to do it here
forseti - March 31, 2010, 1:54 pm
LOL - should have used the NOKIA-font ;)


WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT - Unfortunately the aliens abducted a crate of Guinness on the way to the cornfield

TAGS: drunk aliens
Rating: 4.81/5

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ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 1:12 am
That's what they get for chewing on the widgets. 5 pints

WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power

TAGS: ***y ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

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whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.

GO HOME TABLE OF ELEMENTS - ...you're drunk

TAGS: drunk
Rating: 3.47/5

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16 Lane Highway -


DRUNK PUMPKINS - pumpkins plus dink equal CHUNKS

TAGS: pumpin drunk chunks vomit
Rating: 3.32/5

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krissie - July 26, 2009, 1:12 pm
hey - September 12, 2008, 11:14 am
that's bad parenting... get that baby pumpkin outta there...unless its a midget...

HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.

I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder

TAGS: parents drunk uni student of
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:21 am

second guy on the right, back row...he's got a bon** watching the other guys...lolz

SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places


TAGS: drunk friend foe
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by steph1

spacedog - November 13, 2013, 5:45 pm
Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 12:56 pm
also contact me at yahoo
Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 12:54 pm
You got that right

CRACK HEAD - What makes you ask?


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm

A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...

TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am
I'm not sure why but... 5

CHILDHOOD - When you didn't have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.

DIGNITY - Check.

TAGS: dignity drunk girl smoke cart
Rating: 4.48/5

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GaryO - March 1, 2014, 9:39 pm
Nic, me lad, just how phooking long was that line of white lady?
nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:29 pm
I would still do this h** piece of white trash.

LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.

TAGS: last night my phone drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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mastergiygas - August 10, 2012, 6:46 pm


TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro

A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To

"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!

KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.

TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

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cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm

REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!

SITTING - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: drunk man upside down
Rating: 2.8/5

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BurpingJack - November 3, 2009, 10:38 am
thanks, you're right; it's just the beginning...
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:07 am
Many have started off much, much worse. Welcome!
BurpingJack - November 1, 2009, 8:52 am
Bonjour! Here is my first post. I don't like it.

TRADITIONS - "Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill

TAGS: drunk sailors tradition
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 11:11 pm

flint - August 30, 2010, 3:08 pm
You can't beat Winny for a classic quote, nice one Jack 5L

LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.

THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product

TAGS: beer mmmm ipod drunk
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by randomosity

ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:04 am
Excellent point. I've told myself that for years.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:03 am
If you can't remember it, it doesn't count.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:59 am
Frat parties don't count. ;)
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:58 am
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:55 am
Well, given that it is a plastic faucet, You are probably correct. Beer doesn't dispense well from plastic.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:52 am
And that machine is only pouring fizzy apple juice for all the Mac crowd anyway.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:47 am
No worries spacedog.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I was responding to the previous comment ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:44 am
PTF outa me!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:43 am
Enough, ICEMAN... your opinion was not solicited.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am
Yo spacedog!!! Apples don't get "Error 404" - ever.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am
LOL... Safe Mode.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Error 404: beer not found...
randomosity - December 5, 2009, 12:09 am
it did but it was installed with vista and blue screened
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
Does the PC at the next table serve dark ale? I'm in need of a Guinness.


THATONECHICK - is no longer allowed to drink Champagne

TAGS: toc drunk
Rating: 4.26/5

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Airman - June 29, 2010, 5:03 pm
you don't remember, do you
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
Whose foot is behind that guys head? My feet are on the table.

HANGOVERS - They may last only A day, but the funny, happy, sad, embarrassing drunken memories will last forever.

I'M DRUNK, BUT IT'S OK - cuz I'm smarter than you better looking than you and I sing real good too

TAGS: drunks in public
Rating: 3.81/5

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agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:42 am

Have you ever been so drunk..... -

TAGS: so drunk scare polar bear
Rating: 4.75/5

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mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:34 pm
S1961, .... and polar bears play tympani? LOL!
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:33 pm
E.D., take your uneducated O.C.D. and shove it up your southend
steve1961 - August 26, 2015, 12:57 pm
Yeah! And penguins don't use cymbals...They are mostly cellists...
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:57 am
Hey, Bears are north pole, penguins south!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 pm
Thanks again, Cern! Glad I made you laugh!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:27 am
another funny one a 5er


STRESS - No one is safe.

Children -

FACEBOOK - Make parents proud one post at a time.

DRUNK AGAIN - It's 3:00 am you should call your ex you know she totally wants you

TAGS: drunk again call your ex
Rating: 4.19/5

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mariand - January 3, 2012, 6:19 am

I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...

TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

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Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart

LIFE - Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and beer.

TAGS: alcohol drunk wtf beer
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by current resident

agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:53 am
Spot-on, Produce!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:48 am
I'll be right there, darling. Just pouring one out for my homies...
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:44 am
Nice one! I love that pic, and I'm very envious!
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:53 pm
Nice job resident.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 3:42 pm
Nah, he also left out PU$SY. And I'm sure the ladies of Motifake would agree with me on this, since most of them are members of M.A.L.T.
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2009, 3:33 pm
well, at least freedom and beer. I can drink on a cloudy day. 5 pilsners!!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
What a picture. Well captioned.

DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE - But drinking and sign making is alright

DRUNK CAT - No more drinking,,I can't even remember what I did last night!!

TAGS: drunk cat
Rating: 3/5

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Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:10 am
Must agree with Cloudchaser, getting that smashed damages your reputation and your bank balance!!
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:08 am
I don't understand why some people think it's fun to regularly or even occasionally drink so much they are sick the next morning and can't remember what they did the night before.

I BELIEVE IN SANTA - And I believe SANTA's DRUNK! He's filled with the "CHRISTMAS" Spirits AlL RIGHT!


EPIPHANY - I like to think of god not as dead.... Just merely drunk.

BEER - So much more than just a breakfast drink.

TAGS: drunk wtf
Rating: 3.46/5

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rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:51 pm

this may be Courtney Love....
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 7:48 pm
Nope, not me. But Moooooooooooooooo's mom bears a striking resemblance to this one.
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:46 pm

well, the bench seat does kinda resemble the foor on his kegerator
Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 7:44 pm
Iceman, then? I am pretty sure that aint a chick. WAIT! its britarded.
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:43 pm

Nah, that isn't Guinness
Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Maybe if it is a she? Could just be aggy wearing a muu muu and a wig
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:34 pm

I wonder if on the homeless circuit she is a "BILF"?


TAGS: drunk
Rating: 3.17/5

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ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong

IRON MAN - A drunk friendless loser who can only play with his toys.

MY NEIGHBORS... - They DO care about me! Sniff...

ACTUALLY, IT ONLY TAKES ONE DRINK TO GET ME LOADED - Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

TAGS: drunk
Rating: 3.89/5

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BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember

TAGS: jesus tree x mas beer hangover drunk
Rating: 3.5/5

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randomosity - December 4, 2009, 7:38 pm
thank you sir
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:18 pm
Geez by the end of the Holidays, we could have 1 in every room around here...5 Xmas trees for you

AFLAC - Before the duck there was The AFLAC hippo. Somehow it wasn't the same...

OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you

TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


ALIEN ABDUCTION! - For when, "I got hammered on moonshine and passed out," just isn't a good-enough excuse.

I DON'T ALWAYS PHONE HOME - But when I do, I am usually drunk...


TAGS: drunk alcohol
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - October 4, 2009, 12:27 am
It does. This is clearly a drinker of the grain rather than the gra**. :})

SMILE! - You are on Candid Camera!

HANGOVER - wont cause me to be late for work again. HA HA!!!!

DRUNK. - It makes everyone all sorts of attractive.

TAGS: drunk
Rating: 1.77/5

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TAGS: drunken memories challenge iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 6:05 pm
5 tough old broads.
BoneCD - November 9, 2010, 3:50 am
*sniff, sniff* Reminds of every every Christmas eve. Boy, I miss those days.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
That is so cool. My uncle worked for an insurance company. Had a couple dogs. But that's about it.
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:46 am
Uhh, yeah. That's it. My Uncle was an Asian cowboy that raised wallabies feeding them homegrown Irish coffee.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:43 am
Coffee farmers all had dogs too
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:40 am
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:06 am
Hell, that sounds more like my Uncle. He lived on the Big Island.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:04 am
You buy that line? Sounds more like a moonshine smuggler who used coffee to throw off the police dogs.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:00 am
My grandfather was an Asian cowboy in Hawaii who loved his whiskey...he grew coffee in his spare time.
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:56 pm
Dayamn Cub, do you think we're related??? ;)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:52 pm
Cubbybear - November 8, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey ...so did my Grandpa.


TAGS: dui fleeing coldinjected drunk bar
Rating: 4.5/5

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coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 10:02 pm
I like the chains on the tires. Guess he's going "muddin'" or preparing for snow.
rerun - July 7, 2011, 7:57 pm

hmmm, I cannot sell my truck (gas hog). Maybe I should trick it out like this & go camping.
coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Thanks Space
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:28 pm
Nice one Cold.



TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not s******ing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't s******. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)





TAGS: drunk vintage ****s
Rating: 2.53/5

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james - April 29, 2009, 7:04 pm
just thought id have to be wasted to hit any of them lol
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:27 pm
Oh, the irony.

HAIR HOLDING - This is why women go to restrooms in pairs with toothpaste in their purses.


TAGS: calendar creepy kill drunken regrets
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sho - February 18, 2012, 9:30 am
d***it, can't read it lol
Verdeckt - February 15, 2012, 2:02 am
I like5...




TAGS: shut loser i m getting drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:26 pm
HA! But you don't ask her to stop drinking.
Airman - August 2, 2012, 7:17 pm
god, my ex wife shows up everywhere
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks Greeny
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 9:39 pm
Amongst a plethora of other things - 5

YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER - but the internet will never let you forget



TAGS: hitler day drunk bastard
Rating: 3.88/5

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forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:04 pm
LOL! The other one got "Blondie"??
ICEMAN - July 2, 2010, 8:50 pm
Are you sure he wasn't mean because he didn't like being known as 'Herr ein Testikal'?
forseti - July 2, 2010, 8:40 pm

PERFECT! - I need for nothing now! EVER AGAIN!

WISDOM - I'm not as think as you drunk I am

DRINKING - Someone is always encouraging the masses to forget about their problems and stay drunk as hell.

TAGS: beer drinking drunk problems
Rating: 3.5/5

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steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 5:46 pm
And for that, they have my undying gratitude...