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Drunk Demotivational Poster


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am, #245026
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm, #238829
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm, #227054
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am, #208247
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm, #200336
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm, #200324

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm, #200320
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm, #200319
LOL!


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am, #239140
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm, #239063
The Force is strong with this one.


IT'S FRIDAY - I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it....




CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




THE IRISH - An Irishman is never drunk, as long as he can hold on to a piece of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.


TAGS: irish drunk grass wytch
Rating: 4.82/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 27, 2011, 6:51 pm, #223595
step 1 complete, now to try and hold onto that grass while making a couple of steps


SCOTTISH WOLF - It is pretty easy to spot when the wolf has been into the Scotch Whiskey again




ALCOHOL - It has to ability to preserve many things. Your dignity and virginity are not among them.


TAGS: funny drunk
Rating: 4.58/5

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ARCHITECTS - The college years


TAGS: drunk beer
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sulagar - September 3, 2011, 12:24 pm, #223889
Done!
Verdeckt - September 3, 2011, 11:19 am, #223883
You should post to While I was Drunk as well


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.76/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am, #187670
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am, #187647
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.


JAGERMEISTER -


TAGS: puke drunk jager
Rating: 4.05/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am, #210675
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am, #210673
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm, #210604
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm, #210480
once with that stuff was enough for me


BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm, #226134
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm, #226133

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm, #226129
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm, #227292
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm, #227288
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


OCTOBERFEST - In Australia it goes under a different name, It’s called a calendar year.


TAGS: drunk octoberfest beer australia germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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ICEMAN - October 15, 2011, 1:24 am, #225115
Thats a ripper.


IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind


TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm, #218608
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm, #218607
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm, #218604
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm, #218602
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm, #218601
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm, #218599
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm, #218598

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm, #218575
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am, #218551
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am, #218550
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm, #218536
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am, #218528
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am, #218524

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am, #218522
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am, #218520
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere


DRUNKEN NIGHTS -


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm, #203179
LOL
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm, #203075
Tell me about it. 5


CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm, #235054

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm, #235034
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am, #235015
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




YOU'RE NOT DRUNK - Until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.


TAGS: youre not drunk until grab
Rating: 4.67/5

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holymoly - April 9, 2012, 12:19 pm, #232981
My buddy sestroyed the bushes out front of my place trying this. Lold
GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:19 am, #232971
Yeah, that’s w-a-a-a-y past trying to get your tongue to cooperate with the intelligent conversation you’re having with the urinal
mariand - April 9, 2012, 6:50 am, #232969
lol... dude, I don' know what are you talking about.


MIDSOMMAR - Dagen Efter...


TAGS: midsommar drunk funny
Rating: 2.89/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:34 pm, #220507
OK.. cool. So it's the Swedish version of SPRING BREAK!!!? or in Australia, any Friday night?
THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 4:16 pm, #220493
Midsummer - Hangover... LOL, good one :)
888carlos - June 24, 2011, 3:52 pm, #220492
It´s midsummer today....everyody gets drunk, really,really drunk! ;)
Greeny - June 24, 2011, 7:20 am, #220473
Sweedish for hangover, but I'm guessing the funny part must be the broken chair
Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 6:52 am, #220471
Can someone translate or explain the funny?


REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.




VODKA - Connecting People


TAGS: vodka people drunk
Rating: 2.94/5

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Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:12 pm, #168390
thx^^ will look it up asap
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 2:08 pm, #168388
You can use paint and just upload the poster. Cruise the forums there is a lot of info on where and posters can be made
Detwyler - March 31, 2010, 2:03 pm, #168385
wanted to do it but dont know how to do it here
forseti - March 31, 2010, 1:54 pm, #168384
LOL - should have used the NOKIA-font ;)


WINE ETIQUETTE -




WORKING ON A FRIDAY NIGHT - Unfortunately the aliens abducted a crate of Guinness on the way to the cornfield


TAGS: drunk aliens
Rating: 4.88/5

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ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 1:12 am, #220862
That's what they get for chewing on the widgets. 5 pints


WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power


TAGS: ***y ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

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whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm, #223063
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.


GO HOME TABLE OF ELEMENTS - ...you're drunk


TAGS: drunk
Rating: 3.47/5

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ALCOHOL -




16 Lane Highway -




TIMING IS EVERYTHING -




DRUNK PUMPKINS - pumpkins plus dink equal CHUNKS


TAGS: pumpin drunk chunks vomit
Rating: 3.32/5

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krissie - July 26, 2009, 1:12 pm, #100496
CLASSIC!
hey - September 12, 2008, 11:14 am, #20671
that's bad parenting... get that baby pumpkin outta there...unless its a midget...


HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.




I AM A UNI STUDENT - I’m an unemployed, drunk, living off cereal and noodles And my parents have never been prouder


TAGS: parents drunk uni student of
Rating: 4.41/5

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Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:21 am, #221297

second guy on the right, back row...he's got a bon** watching the other guys...lolz


SUNDAY MORNING - you always find yourself in the strangest places




CHOOSE WISELY -


TAGS: drunk friend foe
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - November 13, 2013, 5:45 pm, #250989
...uh...
Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 12:56 pm, #250984
also contact me at yahoo
Cobra24 - November 13, 2013, 12:54 pm, #250983
You got that right


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225934
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm, #225904
Nice!


CRACK HEAD - What makes you ask?




A DRUNK MANS WORDS - Are a sober mans thoughts ...


TAGS: drunk mans words sober thoughts
Rating: 4.89/5

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Hazard559 - September 5, 2011, 3:13 pm, #223979
thats the truth dude !
Budog - September 4, 2011, 8:01 am, #223910
I love ya man, yous is my besht bud dude...
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:23 am, #223907
true word5...
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:34 am, #223901
I'm not sure why but... 5


CHILDHOOD - When you didn't have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.




DIGNITY - Check.


TAGS: dignity drunk girl smoke cart
Rating: 4.48/5

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GaryO - March 1, 2014, 9:39 pm, #253381
Nic, me lad, just how phooking long was that line of white lady?
nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:29 pm, #253378
I would still do this h** piece of white trash.


LAST NIGHT - If you got a call or text from me, please disregard. My phone was drunk.


TAGS: last night my phone drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

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mastergiygas - August 10, 2012, 6:46 pm, #238272
*burp*


MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -


TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm, #222810
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm, #222809
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To




"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!




KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.


TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

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cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm, #33459
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm, #16836
haha


REAL MEN DRINK PINK - Fight Breast Cancer!




SITTING - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: drunk man upside down
Rating: 2.8/5

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BurpingJack - November 3, 2009, 10:38 am, #133743
thanks, you're right; it's just the beginning...
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:07 am, #133034
Many have started off much, much worse. Welcome!
BurpingJack - November 1, 2009, 8:52 am, #133033
Bonjour! Here is my first post. I don't like it.


TRADITIONS - "Don't talk to me about Naval tradition! It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." --Winston Churchill


TAGS: drunk sailors tradition
Rating: 4.35/5

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Reality Lord - August 30, 2010, 11:11 pm, #191674

5Lol
flint - August 30, 2010, 3:08 pm, #191591
You can't beat Winny for a classic quote, nice one Jack 5L


LUMPY FARTS - Get squished when you are drunk.




THE IDRINK - Apple's Greatest Product


TAGS: beer mmmm ipod drunk
Rating: 3.27/5

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ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:04 am, #142688
Excellent point. I've told myself that for years.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 1:03 am, #142686
If you can't remember it, it doesn't count.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:59 am, #142685
Frat parties don't count. ;)
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:58 am, #142684
funnels?
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:55 am, #142683
Well, given that it is a plastic faucet, You are probably correct. Beer doesn't dispense well from plastic.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:52 am, #142681
And that machine is only pouring fizzy apple juice for all the Mac crowd anyway.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:47 am, #142678
No worries spacedog.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:46 am, #142677
I was responding to the previous comment ICEMAN.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:44 am, #142676
PTF outa me!
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:43 am, #142675
Enough, ICEMAN... your opinion was not solicited.
ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 12:42 am, #142674
Yo spacedog!!! Apples don't get "Error 404" - ever.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 12:12 am, #142639
LOL... Safe Mode.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 12:10 am, #142635
Error 404: beer not found...
randomosity - December 5, 2009, 12:09 am, #142634
it did but it was installed with vista and blue screened
spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:37 pm, #142605
Does the PC at the next table serve dark ale? I'm in need of a Guinness.


LOVEDRUNK -




THATONECHICK - is no longer allowed to drink Champagne


TAGS: toc drunk
Rating: 4.28/5

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Airman - June 29, 2010, 5:03 pm, #182449
you don't remember, do you
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 4:45 pm, #182448
Whose foot is behind that guys head? My feet are on the table.


HANGOVERS - They may last only A day, but the funny, happy, sad, embarrassing drunken memories will last forever.




I'M DRUNK, BUT IT'S OK - cuz I'm smarter than you better looking than you and I sing real good too


TAGS: drunks in public
Rating: 3.81/5

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agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:04 pm, #175809
Magnificent!
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:42 am, #175782
Nice!


WINE ETIQUETTE -




STRESS - No one is safe.




Children -




FACEBOOK - Make parents proud one post at a time.




DRUNK AGAIN - It's 3:00 am you should call your ex you know she totally wants you


TAGS: drunk again call your ex
Rating: 4.19/5

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mariand - January 3, 2012, 6:19 am, #227208
lol


I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...


TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

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Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm, #220705
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm, #220701
man after my own heart


LIFE - Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and beer.


TAGS: alcohol drunk wtf beer
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:53 am, #140857
Spot-on, Produce!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:48 am, #140856
I'll be right there, darling. Just pouring one out for my homies...
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:44 am, #140853
Nice one! I love that pic, and I'm very envious!
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:53 pm, #140768
Nice job resident.
Zed - November 28, 2009, 3:42 pm, #140724
Nah, he also left out PU$SY. And I'm sure the ladies of Motifake would agree with me on this, since most of them are members of M.A.L.T.
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2009, 3:33 pm, #140722
well, at least freedom and beer. I can drink on a cloudy day. 5 pilsners!!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:27 pm, #140721
What a picture. Well captioned.


DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE - But drinking and sign making is alright




DRUNK CAT - No more drinking,,I can't even remember what I did last night!!


TAGS: drunk cat
Rating: 3/5

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Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:10 am, #226454
Must agree with Cloudchaser, getting that smashed damages your reputation and your bank balance!!
CloudchaserS - December 7, 2011, 1:08 am, #226426
I don't understand why some people think it's fun to regularly or even occasionally drink so much they are sick the next morning and can't remember what they did the night before.


I BELIEVE IN SANTA - And I believe SANTA's DRUNK! He's filled with the "CHRISTMAS" Spirits AlL RIGHT!




RESPONSIBLE DRINKING - not.




EPIPHANY - I like to think of god not as dead.... Just merely drunk.




BEER - So much more than just a breakfast drink.


TAGS: drunk wtf
Rating: 3.46/5

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rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:51 pm, #187146

this may be Courtney Love....
ICEMAN - July 30, 2010, 7:48 pm, #187145
Nope, not me. But Moooooooooooooooo's mom bears a striking resemblance to this one.
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:46 pm, #187143

well, the bench seat does kinda resemble the foor on his kegerator
Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 7:44 pm, #187140
Iceman, then? I am pretty sure that aint a chick. WAIT! its britarded.
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:43 pm, #187139

Nah, that isn't Guinness
Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 7:37 pm, #187133
Maybe if it is a she? Could just be aggy wearing a muu muu and a wig
rerun - July 30, 2010, 7:34 pm, #187130

I wonder if on the homeless circuit she is a "BILF"?


WHAT WAS I THINKING? -


TAGS: drunk
Rating: 3.17/5

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ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong




IRON MAN - A drunk friendless loser who can only play with his toys.




MY NEIGHBORS... - They DO care about me! Sniff...




ACTUALLY, IT ONLY TAKES ONE DRINK TO GET ME LOADED - Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.


TAGS: drunk
Rating: 3.89/5

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BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember


TAGS: jesus tree x mas beer hangover drunk
Rating: 3.5/5

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randomosity - December 4, 2009, 7:38 pm, #142526
thank you sir
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:18 pm, #142525
Geez by the end of the Holidays, we could have 1 in every room around here...5 Xmas trees for you


AFLAC - Before the duck there was The AFLAC hippo. Somehow it wasn't the same...




OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139348
nice hijack


ALCOHOL -




ALIEN ABDUCTION! - For when, "I got hammered on moonshine and passed out," just isn't a good-enough excuse.




I DON'T ALWAYS PHONE HOME - But when I do, I am usually drunk...




WINE ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: drunk alcohol
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - October 4, 2009, 12:27 am, #123779
It does. This is clearly a drinker of the grain rather than the gra**. :})


SMILE! - You are on Candid Camera!




HANGOVER - wont cause me to be late for work again. HA HA!!!!




DRUNK. - It makes everyone all sorts of attractive.


TAGS: drunk
Rating: 1.77/5

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AHH, THE MEMORIES -


TAGS: drunken memories challenge iceman
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 6:05 pm, #202127
5 tough old broads.
BoneCD - November 9, 2010, 3:50 am, #202005
*sniff, sniff* Reminds of every every Christmas eve. Boy, I miss those days.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201994
That is so cool. My uncle worked for an insurance company. Had a couple dogs. But that's about it.
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:46 am, #201992
Uhh, yeah. That's it. My Uncle was an Asian cowboy that raised wallabies feeding them homegrown Irish coffee.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:43 am, #201990
Coffee farmers all had dogs too
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:40 am, #201988
Australia?
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 12:06 am, #201986
Hell, that sounds more like my Uncle. He lived on the Big Island.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:04 am, #201985
You buy that line? Sounds more like a moonshine smuggler who used coffee to throw off the police dogs.
Cubbybear - November 9, 2010, 12:00 am, #201984
My grandfather was an Asian cowboy in Hawaii who loved his whiskey...he grew coffee in his spare time.
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:56 pm, #201982
Dayamn Cub, do you think we're related??? ;)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:52 pm, #201978
LMAO! 5L
Cubbybear - November 8, 2010, 11:51 pm, #201975
Hey ...so did my Grandpa.


INNOVATION -


TAGS: dui fleeing coldinjected drunk bar
Rating: 4.5/5

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coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 10:02 pm, #221107
I like the chains on the tires. Guess he's going "muddin'" or preparing for snow.
rerun - July 7, 2011, 7:57 pm, #221104

hmmm, I cannot sell my truck (gas hog). Maybe I should trick it out like this & go camping.
coldinjected - July 7, 2011, 7:42 pm, #221103
Thanks Space
spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:28 pm, #221093
Nice one Cold.


DRUNK PEE WEE -




TRADITION -


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm, #133189
By the way...not s******ing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm, #133187
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm, #133184
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133182
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133180
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm, #133178
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't s******. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm, #133164
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm, #133090
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm, #133073
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm, #133072
Been there, done that. ;)


WINE ETIQUETTE -




W.C. FIELDS -




WHISKEY - TURNING DRUNKEN IDIOTS INTO BATMAN -




LONELINESS -


TAGS: drunk vintage ****s
Rating: 2.53/5

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james - April 29, 2009, 7:04 pm, #76472
just thought id have to be wasted to hit any of them lol
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:27 pm, #71162
Oh, the irony.


HAIR HOLDING - This is why women go to restrooms in pairs with toothpaste in their purses.




WHOSE NAME IS IT? -


TAGS: calendar creepy kill drunken regrets
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sho - February 18, 2012, 9:30 am, #229781
d***it, can't read it lol
Verdeckt - February 15, 2012, 2:02 am, #229618
I like5...


LAST CALL -




DESTINY -




OPEN WIDE -


TAGS: shut loser i m getting drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237986
HA! But you don't ask her to stop drinking.
Airman - August 2, 2012, 7:17 pm, #237982
god, my ex wife shows up everywhere
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 5:36 pm, #237978
Thanks Greeny
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 9:39 pm, #237961
Amongst a plethora of other things - 5


YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER - but the internet will never let you forget




UNI LIFE -




SLOSHED -


TAGS: hitler day drunk bastard
Rating: 3.88/5

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forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:04 pm, #183048
LOL! The other one got "Blondie"??
ICEMAN - July 2, 2010, 8:50 pm, #183046
Are you sure he wasn't mean because he didn't like being known as 'Herr ein Testikal'?
forseti - July 2, 2010, 8:40 pm, #183043
ROFL!


PERFECT! - I need for nothing now! EVER AGAIN!




WISDOM - I'm not as think as you drunk I am




DRINKING - Someone is always encouraging the masses to forget about their problems and stay drunk as hell.


TAGS: beer drinking drunk problems
Rating: 3.5/5

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steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 5:46 pm, #239105
And for that, they have my undying gratitude...


HANGOVERS - Masterchief's only Kryptonite.




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